He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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