I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I just gargled with NyQuil
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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