maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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