none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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