Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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