I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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