drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I had to cum in my sink.
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