I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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