Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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