OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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