Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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