I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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