there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
not ubering you a puppy
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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