Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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