Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
it glows. i had to have it.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I want to fling myself into the sun
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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