6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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