We won't sleep together?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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