Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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