he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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