I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I don't think brook has ever known best
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Randomize
