She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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