But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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