9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Naked Twister starts at high noon
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
