i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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