Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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