when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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