Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Do vagina's smell?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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