i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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