I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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