Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
Randomize