Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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