: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just come out here and I will go home with you...
My Higher Power is John Stamos
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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