Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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