Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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