so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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