It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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