The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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