I'm jealous of your bromance
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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