i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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