"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Two words: blizzard sex
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
