We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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