some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I'm both gender and math confused
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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