Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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