"it" just moved
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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