I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize