Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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