Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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