real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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