if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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