I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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