I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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