I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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