I can tuck mytits in my pants
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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