Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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