After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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