I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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