Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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