awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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