oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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